Saturday, July 19, 2014

My girl is the shit.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

zerostatereflex:

Tangible Media

MIT’s Tangible Media is coming along nicely,

"Almost like a table of living clay, the inFORM is a surface that three-dimensionally changes shape, allowing users to not only interact with digital content in meatspace, but even hold hands with a person hundreds of miles away. And that’s only the beginning."

Life and stuff.

Friday, July 11, 2014
Thought I looked all badass with an eye patch but realised I look more like the yellow wiggle.

Thought I looked all badass with an eye patch but realised I look more like the yellow wiggle.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Anonymous said: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014
So I was playing touch on monday night and someone tried to touch me. Though this time they touched me with their fingernail in my eye. So apparently she managed to scratch about 2 thirds of the cornea off. This has lead to a very painful 48 hours. Hopefully it gets better soon because not being able to see is freaking annoying and hurts a lot. Now you’d think I could still use my good eye but using it irritates the bad eye and it goes into insta-pain as well as watering HEAPS. So being blind sucks. On the flip side - my girlfriend is a freaking goddess who takes care of my sick/blind/stupid ass. So props to her. 
She’s managed to keep me kinda chill and not wanting to gouge out the bad eye. Go Mady. 10 for you. 

So I was playing touch on monday night and someone tried to touch me. Though this time they touched me with their fingernail in my eye. So apparently she managed to scratch about 2 thirds of the cornea off. This has lead to a very painful 48 hours. Hopefully it gets better soon because not being able to see is freaking annoying and hurts a lot. Now you’d think I could still use my good eye but using it irritates the bad eye and it goes into insta-pain as well as watering HEAPS. So being blind sucks. On the flip side - my girlfriend is a freaking goddess who takes care of my sick/blind/stupid ass. So props to her. 

She’s managed to keep me kinda chill and not wanting to gouge out the bad eye. Go Mady. 10 for you. 

Wednesday, July 2, 2014
imbriannolyin:

"The Rural Juror" is a true story of Roy Jurner, whose pure furor ensures a terrible murder

imbriannolyin:

"The Rural Juror" is a true story of Roy Jurner, whose pure furor ensures a terrible murder

(Source: impressoess)

Saturday, June 28, 2014

I feel like I haven’t posted this in a while.

(Source: bluedogeyes)

what do you mean noot all men?

what do you mean noot all men?

(Source: delicioushotschmoez)

Monday, June 23, 2014

sharklord:

Crazy Crackhead

fuckin boss man

HOLY SHIT! 3:36 onwards is the sample from Does It Offend you, Yeah? - The Monkeys Are Coming. http://youtu.be/cPw4WRgH7ko?t=26s

Saturday, June 21, 2014

I couldn’t figure out what to do with 5 pieces of toast. Couldn’t decide between how many peanut butter sandwiches and how many pieces of toasted cheese and vegemite I wanted. If I had 2 sandwiches I would only have 1 piece of cheese and vegemite. So I ended up with 1 and a half sandwiches and 2 pieces of vegemite toast. 

At least by staying at 194 followers for a year I’m staying consistent. 

The equivalent of every bug encounter I’ve had. Because for some messed up reason I’m obsessed with taking them outside as opposed to killing them.

Everytime friends come over. 

"We cooking steak?"

(Source: thorinds)

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Thanks to South Park: Stick Of Truth, I can finally say I killed Khloe Kardashian’s Nazi Zombie Unborn Foetus with a dildo bat and circumcision. 

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

hail-robert:

Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)